Thursday, 16 November 2017

Daddy for hire

Yes... we have a daddy we want to hire or is it rent? I'm not sure but here is the deal.
For a little fee you get to invest quality time with our daddy. Please pay special attention to the following. You should be willing to make lipton tea at least five times a day (No milk and no sugar, maybe sweetex). Morning devotion starts at 6am to err as the spirit leads but don't worry about that; yours is most likely to lead in praise and worship. Personal advice, let go of Sinach and Frank Edwards... go old school so you won't be the only one singing.
Do you love tennis? Well, you have to try... he loves it so much he got us coaches at a very young age 😂😂. Scrabble is equally important to him, be ready to record games.. It's just normal addition. Draft too yeah buh there's no scoring per say with that one.
Can you drive? That would be an advantage and could lead to discout. You will most likely become his designated driver.
This part is the most important, always run out of the house to shout "daddy welcome" whenever he comes back home. He loves it a lot and would legit pick up his phone to call all of us if no one does that.
Fresh food from mama's kitchen daily and during the day you can visit prettytouchomes for beautiful household decoration, blossemfreshdelight for fruit parfait, sandwiches and cocktails, Oke the photostylist could give you that photoshoot you always dreamt of, you can visit the lake, the cinema etc.
Just send your CV and reference letters.

I'm a creative writer... I write for fun.. I just decided to write about daddy today.

Please leave your comments below, let's talk.😁😁

9 comments:

  1. Yeah! On point, it is really a fair deal. You could add "be ready and free to talk. He never shuts you up."

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    1. Soooo true!!! Thank you my number one fan. 🤗🤗🤗

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  2. Well, we can spend lots of time discussing his favourite between Federer, Nadal and Djokovic or Serena's dominance over Sharapova. Not good with board games so i might dissapoint a lil there. Driver duties #Spoton. Making Lipton for that number of times seems quite interesting and Morning devotion #Godgohelpus. I guess i can still apply right

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    1. 😂😂😂 Sure you can still apply. Thank you for dropping a comment.

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  3. I'm sending me application. But wait, I've already been hired! ��

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    1. Hahahaha😂😂😂 I get am before no be property o. You better apply😂😂😂😂

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    2. Thank you for dropping a comment. I sincerely appreciate.

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  4. Sure! A geek and creative in writing. Have read all your posts and it was WOW....Thumbs up to you, keep it up i never knew this was for real

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    1. This is really nice. Thank you "someone I know". Surely appreciate. Thank you for dropping a comment. 😊😊😊

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